Winners Announced!!! Take 'Em Home!!!

First, the BEST RESPONSE EVER:

(given anonymously)

And now.....here are the winners of the ADOPTATHON along with their suggested names:

1.(duck): "Ducki Puke-a-lot" (Anna Givens)

2. (panda): "Mr. Darcy Got Run Over By An Elephant" (Joan Gordon)

3. (2 bunnies): "Colonel Megadeth & Jeeves XIII" (Linda Ge)

4. (cell phone dog): "Explosivo" (Jay Schleidt)

5. (grey sheep): "Gilbert Grey Guff" (Rudy Salgado)

6. (white sheep): "Prodigal Son" Jenny Haynes

7. (paddle ball dog&badger):  "Wrangle and Tangle" (Teresa Moralez) 

8. (red monkey): "Rusty Red Claw" Chelsea Jacobs

9. (elephant): Mr-Sky-Fly-Wears-a-Blue-Bye-Bye-Cape-in the Eye (Lisa Johnson)

10. (horse): Horse-Shit (Dhuha Tawil)

11. (frisbee kitty): "Dain Bramage" (Ryan Bentzinger)

Thank you for opening your homes to these needy refugees of the State of Innocence!!!